Saturday, 30 January 2010

Jacques Chirac Remembrance Day

Jacques and Sumo in happier times
Big shout out to former French president Jacques Chirac, who recently celebrated the first anniversary of his mauling by a clinically depressed poodle. Jacques, you're in our thoughts.

You know, people say some rude things about the French. They throw around savage sobriquets like "surrender monkeys" while pointing not only to extreme cowardice during World War II, but also to the nation's leader capitulating to a miniature poodle. But - unlike the Protestant, totalitarian, pragmatic Brits - at least no one can say the French are giving up on the g-spot. Vive la petite mort!

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