News you can use

Guardian columnist Charlie Brooker takes the piss out of TV news in this clip. Also of note in today's edition of that liberal rag is Mamy Rock, an inspiration to all:

She's currently tearing up clubs across Europe. "I think you have to accept the challenges that come your way," she says. "You can stay at home, and do nothing but go to an old people's club and to church for a cup of tea once a week. But you don't have to do that. If you want to do something then you really can."

Your move, Martin Amis.

Special thanks to Max Brett for the first link.